the funniest movie ever, considering it probably cost about 100 dollars to make. also the father of every quote in an american high school.
NAPOLEON:Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!
KIP:Everyone knows i've been training to be a cage fighter
KIP: You'r just jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes all day
KIP: Your mom goes to college
GUY:what did you do again this summer?
NAPOLEON: I told you I was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!
GUY: Did you shoot any?
NAPOLEON: Yeah like twenty of them, they were surrounding my cousin what would you do in that situation?
GUY: what kind of gun did you use?
NAPOLEON: a frickin' twelve gauge what do you think?
NAPOLEON: Pedro offers you his protection.
DAD: What's that in my driveway?
N: Thats my ride.
NAPOLEON: you must be Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups!
KIP:Everyone knows i've been training to be a cage fighter
KIP: You'r just jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes all day
KIP: Your mom goes to college
GUY:what did you do again this summer?
NAPOLEON: I told you I was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!
GUY: Did you shoot any?
NAPOLEON: Yeah like twenty of them, they were surrounding my cousin what would you do in that situation?
GUY: what kind of gun did you use?
NAPOLEON: a frickin' twelve gauge what do you think?
NAPOLEON: Pedro offers you his protection.
DAD: What's that in my driveway?
N: Thats my ride.
NAPOLEON: you must be Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups!
by me.1715 January 19, 2005
One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Sure there were some funny parts, but I had heard of every single one of them before I saw the movie. Kids all around America think its cool to say quotes from this movie. This movie has been ruined, just like The Chappele show was ruined, because damn teens just say the fricken quotes all damn day. Shaun of the Dead is way funnier. This movie had potential.
No one wants to hear your attempt at sounding like Napoleon, so dont even try. "For the love of God and all that is holy"
by Jolly Mack January 11, 2005
This movie is one of those movies where you either love it and (mis)quote it often, or you hate it and want to punch the kids who keep saying "GOSH" and "your mom goes to college!".
Especially if aformentioned kids continue to quote the movie ONE FUCKING YEAR after it came out.
Okay.
Especially if aformentioned kids continue to quote the movie ONE FUCKING YEAR after it came out.
Okay.
ND lover: GOSH you guys! *squints eyes and opens mouth slightly to have the appearance of an imbecile*
ND hater: plz stop before I have to kill you.
ND hater: plz stop before I have to kill you.
by hays^asl March 24, 2005
it really was a hilarious movie (a movie about virtually nothing that actually holds your attention? wow!) until all the preps started misquoting it.
when ND first came out:
booboo: have you seen ND?
me: yea it was actually funny
when the dvd came out and was being advertised all over the *friggin* tv:
prep: omg! jessica! did you see ND
prep 2: omg yes! that was the best movie ever! come get your food, you fat tub of lard tina! (which is not the actual line)
prep 3: GOSH! ha ha ha i saw it too!
prep: omg did you really ashley!
prep 3: yea and that cheerleader was hilary duffs sister! omg shes a cheerleader just like us! (these blondes are so smart, they instantly pick up on the stereotype of cheerleading in the movie) cough cough*
booboo: have you seen ND?
me: yea it was actually funny
when the dvd came out and was being advertised all over the *friggin* tv:
prep: omg! jessica! did you see ND
prep 2: omg yes! that was the best movie ever! come get your food, you fat tub of lard tina! (which is not the actual line)
prep 3: GOSH! ha ha ha i saw it too!
prep: omg did you really ashley!
prep 3: yea and that cheerleader was hilary duffs sister! omg shes a cheerleader just like us! (these blondes are so smart, they instantly pick up on the stereotype of cheerleading in the movie) cough cough*
by pedro4prez!!! March 16, 2005
A geat movie that,when it first came out everyone said it sucked. Now that it's "cool" everyone has decided that they love it all of a sudden,even the people that before said it was gay. I wanted the people who made the movie to get some money for their trouble,but this is too much.
If I hear one more person qoute the movie I will cut open their throat and hang them with their vocal cords.
by fan turned annoyed protestor January 26, 2005
Piggy 1: GOSH! I love Napoleon Dynamite.
Piggy 2: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
Piggy 2: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
by El and Lou August 11, 2005
It really is not that funny. (I have seen it 4 times, not by choice) There is no plot, it is basically going into the most boring school finding a geek and making a movie about him needing chapstick and him having a crazy uncle. Most people only like it because everyone else does. If you really like good for you I'm not telling you not to and if you were one of the orignal people to watch it and like it that's even better.
I'm not a napoleon dynamite hater it's just that a lot of people only like it because it's the flavor of the month. Just like Crank Dat Soulja Boy, Borat, Livestrong bands, and Ay Bay Bay this trend will die.
by Jersey Kid November 02, 2007