7 definitions by shafticus

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Something a lot of people who use the internet can't do.
Tihs is tghe wsya a lto fo poepelk typwe.
by shafticus December 25, 2004
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A pretty cool state, really kind of average in every sense. Very demographically diverse from the inbred hicks of the southeast to the liberal jackasses in Yellow Springs. Home of many historic places and people, such as Marietta, the first settlement in America's Northwest Territory. Also home to eight U.S. Presidents. Birthplace of Wilber and Orvill Wright, and both John Glenn and Neil Armstrong. Home of the largest state university in America, The Ohio State University, boasting an enrollment of over 50,000 students. In campus population, it is surpassed only by the University of Texas. A place with suposedly bad drives, although I haven't noticed a big difference when travelling to other states. Oft-maligned and berated by other Americans for being too average. All around, a pretty sweet place.
Californian: Are you from Ohio?
Ohioan: Yeah.
Californian: Don't you guys all have cows and refrigerators on your porches?
Ohioan: You are an idiot.
by shafticus November 29, 2004
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A film that nearly all of the young American populace considers funny. (Aside from me) It the comedy didn't do it for me. I'm a fan of Monty Python and the old SNL, but I just didn't find it funny. The constant quoting and mimicking of the mannerisms of the main character are so abundant that I have come near punching the next person that says flipping and gosh in the same sentence.
I hate Napoleon Dynamite.
by shafticus March 07, 2005
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1: A state of religious bliss that is held in belief by Indian religions.

2: A band that was quite good, but is terribly overrated. The lead singer, Kurt Cobain is often undeservingly held in the same esteem as Hendrix, Clapton and Jesus in regards to greatness. Cobain eventually proceeded to stick a shotgun in his mouth and blow his head off after becoming amazingly popular and wealthy.
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by shafticus November 28, 2004
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A location of several regattas throughout the crew season. Recently dominated by the Marietta Tiger Crew who swept all of the eight events.
Even though it is a wealthy place as you can tell by the boathouses, they still give out crappy ribbons as opposed to medals.
by shafticus April 24, 2005
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A good game that really was kind of a repeat of the first game with new maps and !!!OMG Dool Welding Rox0rz!!! The multiplayer is kind of cool, but is really just a barebones TFC/Deathmatch thingy.
My XBox-fanboy friend: Man, I broke up with my girlfriend 'cause she called me like fifty times when I was on Live.

Me: You're stupid.
by shafticus November 28, 2004
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A mind-bendingly idiotic show that is adored by two kinds of people: Those that smoke gratuitous amounts of weed, and those who are half-awake when watching it at midnight.
Person 1: Aqua Teen Hunger Force is great.

Person 2: It sucks, man.

Person 1: Wanna smoke?
by shafticus November 29, 2004
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