dirty musser

a mexican looking sex goddess.

who really isn't mexican.

look at her! she's a dirty musser!

by allllllygator July 3, 2011

musker

Gipsy word for cops. Usually meant in derogetory form.

That fucking musker searched my house!

by Bubba S. July 24, 2008

musterbation

A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.

Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating

Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.

by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

pass muster

To be acceptable for a certain purpose.

Because my brother works with tuxedos, I turned to him to see if my prom tux would pass muster for next week's prom.

by iViking April 29, 2011

Musser Fusser

One who Fusses a Musser

Matt why are you such a musser fusser!?

by DatMusser February 28, 2013

Mudberry

knotted shit covered ass hairs around the anus.

I got a mudberry and need it trimmed out.

Her ass was nasty. It had a big old mudberry.

by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2018

Mulberry Bush

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs.

Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021