William Munn is a a Tesco cult legend, joining the force in 1993. Over the centuries he has captured the hearts of thousands of customers and colleagues alike. He is best known for his admirable work on team dairy in the 90’s. #aplacetogeton
by Platapuspurry May 7, 2025
Get the William Munn mug.To lack foresight. To be duped into something. To unwittingly enter into an agreement which, to the average human, will result in an obvious negative consequence.
Shopper: ‘How much for this apple?’
Shopkeeper: ‘Well, normally it’s 25p however, today we are offering it at a discounted rate of 24p, if you also purchase this shiney poo sandwich for £2.49’
Shopper ponders: ‘Sounds like a bargain…I'll have 2 please’
Shopper gets Munned.
Shopkeeper: ‘Well, normally it’s 25p however, today we are offering it at a discounted rate of 24p, if you also purchase this shiney poo sandwich for £2.49’
Shopper ponders: ‘Sounds like a bargain…I'll have 2 please’
Shopper gets Munned.
by The Urban Fox Hunter September 25, 2009
Get the Munned mug.'Munni Back'rs', or 'Money backers' in common English, are a new breed of dark skinners (mostly fat ass ugly black whores), that act all uppity, and find any lie or excuse to get their (government foodstamp) money back, by spreading lies, making life miserable for common folks.
They should all be shipped back to Haiti or Africa, where they can burn themselves.
They should all be shipped back to Haiti or Africa, where they can burn themselves.
Munni Bak'rs: 'Aye fou a bug in ma roo! I wan my munni bak'
Clerk: Sorry ma'am, but the room was bugfree before you arrived! We can only conclude that you must not have washed your ass, and that those bugs are native to your fat self!
Clerk: Sorry ma'am, but the room was bugfree before you arrived! We can only conclude that you must not have washed your ass, and that those bugs are native to your fat self!
by Fukaface! July 16, 2019
Get the Munni Bak'rs mug.A Captain Munnerlyn occurs when you take a shit on a girl's chest (preferably during or after sex), and then immediately get up and salute it.
You MUST salute the shit. Otherwise, it's just a Boston Pancake.
**Captain Munnerlyn is also the name of a current Carolina Panthers cornerback**
You MUST salute the shit. Otherwise, it's just a Boston Pancake.
**Captain Munnerlyn is also the name of a current Carolina Panthers cornerback**
Guy 1: Dude, you took that bitch home last night. You get any? She was fuckin wasted!
Guy 2: I know, dude, me too. I fucked her and then gave her a Captain Munnerlyn!
Guy 1: YES!!! You're one sick motherfucker!!
Guy 2: I know, dude, me too. I fucked her and then gave her a Captain Munnerlyn!
Guy 1: YES!!! You're one sick motherfucker!!
by BigDeff November 5, 2009
Get the Captain Munnerlyn mug.A Munnery is a rented student accomodation used purely for the purpose of sheltering Meth addicts.
Popular pass times within a Munnery include watching wallace and gromit backwards on repeat, as well as Steven Seagal movies in fast forward. Snack of choice within the dwelling is widely noted as the ritz cracker, occasionaly coated in Betty Crocker's frosted cake icing.
Entry to the Munnery is often subject to a password, the longest of which is believed to be a recitation of President Obama's entire inaugaral speech in a Southern Spanish dialect.
Popular pass times within a Munnery include watching wallace and gromit backwards on repeat, as well as Steven Seagal movies in fast forward. Snack of choice within the dwelling is widely noted as the ritz cracker, occasionaly coated in Betty Crocker's frosted cake icing.
Entry to the Munnery is often subject to a password, the longest of which is believed to be a recitation of President Obama's entire inaugaral speech in a Southern Spanish dialect.
Two for one on ritz, to the Munnery!
Somebody call Granny crocker I've got some Meth in my boots! Who has the Munnery key?
Hello fellow Munnerers, I relapsed again *sad face* I can haz teh relapse ritz?!
Somebody call Granny crocker I've got some Meth in my boots! Who has the Munnery key?
Hello fellow Munnerers, I relapsed again *sad face* I can haz teh relapse ritz?!
by Bricky Tamland July 27, 2009
Get the Munnery mug.The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. You'll never meet anyone like her. Talented with music, she's funny, smart, kind and cute. You can talk for hours and never get bored, she brings a smile to your face everytime you see her. You'll do anything for her because she's just so amazing.
She loves cats and is good with animals. She lives in the middle of no were so she's quite unsocial and ends up playing with herself.
She's just simply awesome.
She loves cats and is good with animals. She lives in the middle of no were so she's quite unsocial and ends up playing with herself.
She's just simply awesome.
by cwtm December 12, 2010
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