cock mummy

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

by HBT September 13, 2003

Toilet Mummy

When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.

"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."

by naterooni August 18, 2008

dirty musky

when you are fucking a chick outside and your dick slips out and gets dirt all over it then you put it back in

Sam gave me a dirty musky last night, that asshole

by manboobguy November 23, 2007

Musky

That hot, manly smell you get from your boyfriend which makes you want to cuddle him.

My boyfriend smelt musky tonight, yum~

by Chalga database February 6, 2021

Musky ole bunt

an Individual perceived by others to be an extreme "Muff". One who is performing poorly, failing in everyday life.

"Oh Look! Here comes Joefitch, what a musky ole bunt."

by SirJeth March 7, 2009

mumzy

another way to say mother or mom

You: hey mumzy, wats up?
Mom: whaaaatttt??

by Asphyxiation1017 August 7, 2011

Mummy Shit

After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.

Wife: Are you okay dear?

Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!

Wife: Pig.

by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010