mofoe

mother-fucker

dude, messina is a shit-headed mofoe

by Evan Jones November 3, 2003

Muffery

Craving for some pussy. Usually a constant craving whereby one simply cannot get enough.

I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.

Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.

Ashley gots the muffery.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Coogie Muffer

A person who likes to eat taint. Not just normal taint, but taint right after a man takes a huge constipated shit.

GODAMNIT RAFE CONNORS. I SAW YOU COOGIE MUFFERING MY FUCKING MOM LAST NIGHT
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.

by Bawks Sonic March 6, 2023

Miss Muffet

A third person term a lady may use when speaking of her pussy in polite society.

Miss Muffet needs some attention. Can I come see you tonight around 11?

by meganelizabeth July 15, 2005

Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009

muffer buffer

To motor boat in the vaginal area.

D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.

by Izzy15062 January 12, 2007

muffet

(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"

The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.

by Nite Owl December 28, 2005