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Lotsa Mozza

Verb; The act of saving up one's dick cheese and spreading it on a microwaveable gas station pizza to serve to one's girlfriend on the third date.

A proper Lotsa Mozza requires preparing a Lotsa Mozza name-brand pizza, found in Wisconsin gas stations; However, any microwaveable pizza will still qualify if served with the proper spirit.
Person 1: "Hey man, how's it going with your new girl?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's going great man. I Lotsa Mozza'd her and she totally loved it."
by bubtBadiance April 16, 2021
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Forbidden Mozza

What happens to the forskin after dipping your penis in multiple women and men without cleaning yourself for a week.

Max's foreskin after a week of "teaching" his students.
Ain't nobody wants a piece of that forbidden mozza, get that shit away from me.
by bilbo the wise April 24, 2021
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Mozambique Drill

Also known as the failure-to-stop drill, the Mozambique Drill is two shots (a double tap) to the chest followed by one to the head. While it may sound easy, the maneuver is difficult to perform under pressure. It was named by Mike Rousseau, a mercenary fighting on the side of the Portuguese during the Mozambican War of Independence. Rousseau found himself in a hostile airport, armed only with a sidearm, and turned a corner and bumped into a FRELIMO (Mozambican rebel) soldier. He quickly fired two shots into the chest of the man, and when that did not appear to affect his adversary, Rousseau fired a third round into the soldier's neck, severing his spine. This drill has been performed often in cinema and in video games, one prominent film being Michael Mann's 1995 thriller Heat, where it is performed twice.
When the zombie lumbered towards me, I fired two shots into his chest. When this failed to incapacitate the undead menace, I fired a third shot through his left eye, completing the Mozambique Drill.
by Franklin Jamison May 26, 2013
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Mozambiqued

a close quarter tactical method of killing a target with two shots to the chest and one follow up shot to the head. the technique may also be called a triple tap, or failure to stop drill. the phrase was coined by a rhodesian mercenary named Mike Rousseau while he was serving in Mozambique. Rousseau later relayed a story to a gun enthusiast and author named jeff cooper in which Rousseau was fighting in the airport in the city of Maputo. Upon rounding a corner armed only with a 9mm pistol he encountered a F.R.E.L.I.M.O. fighter armed with an AK-47 he quickly fired two shots into the torso of the target, when the target was not immediately incapacitated he fired a third round which hit the target through the neck and severed his spine.
great Shooting two to the chest one to the head" "yeah They got Mozambiqued real good
by quickdraw407 February 26, 2011
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Pizza Mozzarella

The most beautiful thing on this Earth that is far superior to three cheese tortellini
Gyro: Pizza Mozzarella, Piza Mozzarella, rella rella rella rella

Johnny: Wow that is catchy. Specifically the "rella rella rella rella" part
by TheBookshelfVanished March 11, 2019
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Mazza

When something is "a madness". As in crazy, and can be in a good or bad way. Abbreviated way of saying madness!
"Mate! they even had strippers there!! I'm telling you last night was a mazza!!"
"She was getting angry and screaming and stuff, it was a mazza mate I had to leave"
by BougieCrew April 22, 2013
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mazza

The word is a street terminology word meaning something crazy, surprising, exciting and amazing.
That accident was a Mazza
by resiy August 26, 2019
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