mosquito 

1. an annoying insect

2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina

"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."

mosquito by eduardo June 18, 2004

mosquito 

A ringtone that emits an ultrasonic tone that is supposedly inaudiable to anyone over 25

"hey man, guess what?"
"what?"
"my cell went off in geometry today"
"bummer, good thing you have the mosquito"
" dude, i know"

mosquito by crazylilfcboy February 24, 2009

mosquito 

little minute bugs that stick their demonic straws into you and suck your blood leaving red welts that itch like hell and if you scratch them to much you make them raw and stingy.choose your poisen!itchy or raw?take your pick,though niether are pleasant

why does a mosquito have their back two legs float whenever they suck?isn't it futile for those legs to exist if they don't even use them to stand up?

mosquito by balk September 7, 2003

mosquito 

MOSQUITO (verb): to slyly drink the drink of someone else when they least expect it. There is a high probability of having your drink mosquito'd when someone of the opposite sex who is shorter than you poses for a photograph with you and he/she is really thirsty.

1. Dude, she totally mosquito'd my drink when Aloysius took our photograph with that disposable camera.

2. While she was busy passionately kissing my inner thigh, I took the liberty of mosquitoing her glass of Caramilk liqueur.

mosquito by andrewljacob July 25, 2011

Mosquito 

v. To shock or repulse. Adj.: mosquitoed. From the Mosquito device, an ultrasonic gadget used in teenage crowd dispersion in public places in South Wales, England, since 2005, which may or may not be responsible for the record number of teenage suicides in Bridgend, South Wales, 2006-2008. More than 7,000 Mosquito devices are now in operation in England, Europe, Canada and America. It emits an unpleasant sound that can only be heard by 15-27 year-olds.

Classical music has the unfortunate effect of mosquitoing his brains.

David was left totally mosquitoed by the experience.

Mosquito by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008

mosquito 

an inesct that bites the skin to get blood as a food. It passes its saliva into the blood causing many diseases such as "malaria fever".

Malaria mosquito

mosquito by Haisook September 9, 2003

mosquito 

A blood-sucking insect that can carry malaria and the West Nile Virus. Literally means "little fly" in Spanish.

DEET is pretty effective against those damn mosquitos.

mosquito by jaklumen September 5, 2003