MORTEN HARKET MAKES ME SO HORNY
by Righttttu February 17, 2019
Get the Morten Harketmug. Odd Morten is the pseudonym for a bearded, burger eating slob. An "Odd Morten" is often seen driving a green peugeot, or a black Quasqai. He will eat you on sight. Dont come near him
by Sondreeid November 19, 2013
Get the odd mortenmug. When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.
by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017
Get the Take a Mortenmug. Morten Tangen is a Norwegian bitch ahh nigga. CEO of a lube an hat company. Morten got the most outrageous hairline of the 50th century. He is the defenision of an alpha male.
by Elias Haug March 15, 2023
Get the Morten Tangenmug. 
by The-P-Man January 2, 2017
Get the denis mortenmug.