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Monring

Initially:
Standard before midday keyboard mistake.

Lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can't even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. Following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
After extended employment time:
After an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. And your secret meanings become darker and more violent.
Good Monring Matt, thank you for doing that but could you please add this to it?

Fucks sake, I wish Matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!
by The Loveridge July 3, 2017
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moring wood

Wake up from fucking someone hot in your dream (wet dream) and have an erection
Girl "honey why you still in bed"
Guy "trying to get rid of my moring wood"
by inthedarkshadows January 10, 2014
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Mellow Mooding

The act of drinking a Bob Marley's Mellow Mood relaxation drink and sitting, chilling, relaxing, and eventually falling asleep. Sometimes performed in groups.
Sam: How was work?
Bill: Rough. I'm going home and Mellow Mooding all night. Care to join?
Sam: Ya man, be right over.
by Mr. Aut June 10, 2011
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paper-mooning

Rory in the Gilmore Girls, (referencing the 1973 movie Paper Moon), says that bringing an article of clothing back to a store to return multiple times, will lead the sales clerk into believing that Rory is "paper-mooning them".

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Turbo tax is trying to paper-moon me by pretending that the free edition is always free; that's why they hide the Freedom version on a separate website!
by maevepotter August 20, 2012
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Mooing

The act of placing your face into your girlfriend's crotch, and then making a loud "mooing" noise into said crotch. The menuever will create and intense orgasm.
Boy: "Hey, babe.. If your good at dinner tonight.. I might get my moo on. ;) "
Girl: "Can we do it AT dinner!? I love mooing!"
by Horsecock_McGee December 24, 2010
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Roy Mooreing

Two gay men fornicating on a bench, typically in public. Named in honor of homophobic Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore, because such an act done in public would cause removal from said bench.
Did you hear? Tony and Jake were arrested last night for Roy Mooreing!
by Rainbow Pancake April 18, 2016
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mooning

The recreational act of baring one's ass in public with the intention of it being seen by people who don't want, or expect, to see it.
We drove to the Presidio to go mooning in front of the Officer's Club. A car full of majors and colonels followed us all the way back to Oakland. Guess they wanted to see some more moons.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
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