ass mopper

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006

Moobert

The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*



*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.

Wow that's one freaking big Moobert you got over there.

by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003

Mompernouse

A black chick who turns out to be the whitest person you know.

Hannah: "Is that Mompernouse?"
Dorothy: "Yeah it is, look at her dance like a white person"

by Whoopsyourshoe November 20, 2011

mooberboating

Mooberboating is the act of motorboating moobs. It's like motorboating but on men's boobs. This act can be done by a male or female but is commonly done as a joke in gay circles.

Damn. Did you hear about Tony? Well he's on a mooberboating streak, so watch out.

by Little Dicklet February 26, 2017

Douche Mooger

1) stealing your friends bf/gf
2) kelsey watson
3) like a douche mover, but worse.

Kelsey is such a douche mooger! She straight stole my boyfriend! hoe.

....it was on greek...sorta

by fnoodles November 5, 2009

mopery

Exposing yourself to a blind man

by Mitch Kumpstein January 17, 2003