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Monoface

When someone has exactly the same facial expression in every selfie.
"Oh God, I was looking on Facebook earlier, and Sheena is pulling that monoface of hers in like six consecutive selfies."
by Cartoon Hero May 19, 2014
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Moofin

A moofin is someone who is a kind and caring person. Even though they may try to come off tough, they are actually adorable and soft deep down. Moofins are funny and often a little clumsy. They are very smart and you will never get bored of their endless facts. If you find a moofin keep them because each person only gets one moofin in their lifetime.
He's my moofin because he's perfect in every way
by 74pickles November 18, 2018
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Moffat

The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.
Fangirl 1: I can't stop crying
Fangirl 2: Moffat struck again, didn't he.
Fangirl 1+2: /Cry
by JustBeingBreezy May 11, 2012
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Moffat

A single word explaining all sorrow. Coming from Steven Moffat, who has bought sadness to many BBC fandoms.
Person 1: Why are you crying?
Person 2: Because Moffat.
by v-vesps January 19, 2013
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Mofat

is the act of dropping out of a chat conversation. It's an exaggerated act of Mofat when one initiates the conversation and instantly go away.
Dude, did you chat up with Jo online?

No man, he said hi then pulled a Mofat.
by neverawayonchat February 16, 2010
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dirty moffatt

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.
bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.
by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008
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Moofieclown

An avid movie lover with the propensity towards war movies and Kevin Bacon. Especially war movies with Kevin Bacon.
Hey moofieclown! How does Kevin Bacon's new bedroom decor look?
by Driscoll2011 December 14, 2011
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