Monkeyball

The act of or ramification of gently rubbing someone's arm to set at ease the muscle and subsiquently smashing the middle knuckle of the middle finger or pointer into the area of arm just relaxed pruducing an amusing but agonizingly painful muscle spasm resulting in an elevation of skin and muscle in the shape of a ball of various sizes that slowly makes its way down the afflicted area until fading back into the arm.

"That kid got the worst monkeyball i've ever seen, it popped up atleast an inch!"

by Docter Octogonapus December 19, 2008

moneyball

Moneyball is a term describing baseball operations in which a team endeavors to analyze the market for baseball players and buy what is undervalued and sell what is overvalued. Unlike a common misconception, it is not about OBP, but whatever is undervalued at that time. It is most commonly used to refer to the strategy used by the front office of the Oakland Athletics. It derives its name from a Michael Lewis book of the same name.

Through their strategy of Moneyball, the Oakland Athletics have been amoung the top contenders in baseball, at least up to this season.

by Moneyball June 9, 2005

monkey balls

kiwi fruit - A woody chinese vine having fuzzy fruit with edible pulp .

Go to the produce dept and get me a couple of monkey balls

by monicari June 24, 2007

Jesus christ monkey balls

Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.

Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!

by Nick Durp April 29, 2008

M0NKEBALLS

fat fucking balls bro, massive balls, ENORMOUS BALLS YOU HEAR ME?!?!? ABSOLUTELY IMMENSE COLOSSAL BALLS.

dust: “M0NKEBALLS has so fat balls bro.. i only wish 😔”
eddys mom: “it’s okay honey i love your balls the way they are 💞”

by misfitslvr September 21, 2021

monkey balls

You stink...or how dumb

You suck monkey balls!

by Kiki May 7, 2005

Monkeyball

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.

"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."

by J.1 May 13, 2010