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Manager

A person who appears to know how all tasks should be accomplished but can't actually do any of those tasks themselves.
A manager will tell you exactly how something should be done, even though he or she has never done it themselves.
by mitchell986 November 17, 2011
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seagull manager

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
Fred never accomplishes anything. All he does is come in here every now and then, complain about deadlines, puts more work on us, then goes back to surfing the intraweb. He's such a seagull manager.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
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Assistant TO the Regional Manager

when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is



not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER
dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"
by th is ism y rl ealnam August 11, 2008
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babestation manager

Babestation management is where the manager is never there.

Like the soft porn tv show of the same name - "You never see the cunt."
A - "Jees that Dave is a Babestation manager."

B - "Too right I haven't seen him yet this month."
by Scuba99 June 28, 2012
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Project Manager

A job used by people who are often unemployed. They don't exactly know what their role is and are usually self employed contractors that do jobs or gigs to make a living.
"Hey, I heard you started dating John, what does he do for a living?"

"He told me he was a project manager"
by CherryCokee November 3, 2021
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stage manager

1. Runs the show
2. God
3. That bitch in the headset
Have you seen the stage manager? I need someone to yell at me (I'm a techie)
by sillysnake5 March 1, 2010
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assistant regional manager

not dwight schrute. if you were looking for the position of dwight schrute at dunder mifflin scranton from 2005-2013, look for "assistant TO the regional manager"
Dwight: I am the assistant regional manager.
Jim: Assistant TO the regional manager
by mohantypower August 6, 2014
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