silvergatlin's definitions
Fred's parents made great financial decisions early in life, causing them to become woofy's. They are currently spending Fred's inheritance, causing Fred to have ballistic coniptions.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
Get the woofysmug. Fred never accomplishes anything. All he does is come in here every now and then, complain about deadlines, puts more work on us, then goes back to surfing the intraweb. He's such a seagull manager.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
Get the seagull managermug. The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the common worker. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dread administrivia, needless paperwork and processes.
Fred's boss's boss came up with another useless idea, that resulted in Fred having even more responsibilities, prompting Fred's coniption fit.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
Get the adminispheremug. Fred went ballistic, and managed to punch 5 holes in the wall, in addition to throwing a microwave halfway across his house.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
Get the Ballisticmug. After he started his xerox subsidy plan to help his garage sale, Fred felt a little better about his poor treatment at work.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
Get the xerox subsidymug. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
Since Fred decided to start up his basket-weaving dotcom business, his family has SITCOM, and he still dresses like a yuppy.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
Get the sitcommug. by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
Get the Cubicle Farmmug.