Dave’s missus

The sort of women who would sleep with another man, and gaslight their boyfriend into thinking they didn’t

She is such a Dave’s missus

by i hate joos 2024 January 2, 2023

Work Missus

A work missus is a girl at the office who you would like to get jiggy with and you have told your co-workers about these feelings. After which she is then allocated as your work missus and no other co-workers should be approaching her in predatory or flirtatious manner.

Any breach of this policy can cause conflict in the office hence the need for a strictly enforced work missus system. Harbouring feelings for another man's work missus is known as having a secret work missus and can not be discussed.

John, "Louise, is looking fine today, I would like to get my hands on her". "Sorry John she is Richard's work missus, you will have to find another".

by Belgraviadan September 19, 2016

Half Missus

A lady who you do everything with you would a girlfriend, but she's not your girlfriend.

Last week me and my half missus went to the movies.

by Kiwi 1r June 18, 2021

sangas missus

Has the biggest fuckin 5 head you've ever seen, almost compares to the size of her mouth. Will grease you off if you try to Interact with Sanga. Very dangerous, causes lots of stress extremely up herself, kill on site

Fuck sangas missus is a dumb bitch.

by Asdgftsj April 25, 2017

Crispy Missus

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.

Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.

by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020

Mississippi Steam Boat

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman and you take a giant rip from your vape and blow it down her anus. Next you jam your penis in and with every thrust smoke will bellow from around your penis.

Logan makes the weirdest faces when he is getting ass fucked during a Mississippi steam boat!

by Big_Jake66 September 4, 2019

Mississippi hickory stick

When you empty the sugar out of a Fun Dip bag and fill it up with cocaine

“My grandma would give Mississippi hickory sticks to the kids when they had toothaches” - Dignan

by tombeast29 August 9, 2022