Cunt Missle

A tampon left inside the vagina for long enough to build up gasses and be launched out by pressure. Often perpously to attack elderly

It is a false fact that women were not used on the battle frield in WWI/WWII. They served at cunt missle launchers.

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

Douche Missle

Someone that is such a big douche bag that they might actually explode.

That douche missle better get the fuck out of my house.

by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

Stink Missle

Is a well hung mans penis, before, during or after having anal sex. Refering to the working end of his unit being covered in lube and poo.

I heard you gave Rebecca the Stink Missle last night, you go man.

by Nabolshia May 1, 2011

Dick Missle

An absolute squealer of a hog

Holy shit Rick, check out the size of that dick missle!

by mackdaddymitch October 3, 2015

rape missle

Another name for a male's genitalia, or the male sex organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and making important life decisions. One of two things men keep after a divorce.

Whenever walking through the park late at night, watch out for men firing off their rape missles.

by Wilson F. October 23, 2007

Toe missle

A kick in the butt, usually from anger.

Man, don't make me explode a toe missle in your ass!!!

by Devilbones July 24, 2009

Missle Tits

Girls with tits so pointy and narrow they could almost poke your eye out and they look like they are holding rockets on there chest and they are ready to fire

Amy has MIssle tits she almost poked my eye out so i took out my knife and sliced off her nipples

by Anonymous October 18, 2003