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town of hillsboro

stuck shit baseball players whose parents always complain about calls then go face-to-face with coach and threaten to kill them.
hillsboro parent: "thats a shit call!!!!"
PDC parent: "we don't appreciate what you said"
***PDC PARENT GETS CHASED AND THREATEN BY WILD AND DRUNK HILLBILLY***
the town of hillsboro is always full of drunks
by KUMMQUAT July 9, 2018
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Hillsborough

A small Californian town that has no businesses and is full of super rich people who are in the high-middle to upper class. Their little league baseball is the best in the Bay Area despite only 11,000 residents, most of whom are rich retired senor citizens. Many famous people live their including Ricky Henderson. This town was once a home for Shirley Temple. Neighboring cities and towns hate Hillsborough because of the abundance of wealth and ownage in all sports. The girls are as hot as they can be, and the guys are athletic and handsome.
Those rich Hillsborough kids just one the little league state championship, damn you have no idea what I'd do to live there.
by Ballin875 April 28, 2011
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Hillsboro

Also known as los burros de Hill... or Hillisburro. hehau!!! hehau!!!
" The Hillsboro mascot is an eagle but it should be a DONKEY!!!"
by papa 34 February 19, 2010
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Hillsboro Highschool IL

Poorest Highschool you will ever see. Most classes still have chalkboards. Home to only about 400 children. In short, no technology, no electives, no curriculum, no diversity and mostly racist white people who support Donald Trump (aka are racist).
Guy 1: Hey what kind of laptop do you guys use?
Guy 2: Don't ya mean textbook?

Guy 3: Oh right i forgot, Hillsboro Highschool IL
by xXanywherebuthereXx September 24, 2016
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Hillsborough

A sad, sad city in New Jersey. Mostly rich caucasians reside here. Everyone thinks just because you live here you're made of money. Think Again. Also, many of the whites try to act "black" or "hispanic" to try and fit in with the few minorities that attend the schools. The rest are all preppy people that walk around in american eagle polos with their "collars popped" looking "pimp". SUPPOSABLY.
2 caucasian males making plans for a friday night IN HILLSBOROUGH

Robert-Yoooo Sean! We gon chill at boro block after applebees?
Sean-Fo sho ma nizzle!
by Jocelyn<3 July 28, 2008
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Hillsborough

a part of san mateo, california. filled with uber rich, arogent snops that play cricket on their front lawn.
screw hillsborough, lets go to shoreview
by CrazyFool December 30, 2004
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hillsboro

Normally refering to the small town of Hillsboro NJ, in the center of the state. It consist of an array of personality types, including: "gangstas",wiggers,scene druggies, and assorted preps.

The first wave of wiggerness to enter the town was brought on by the 2002 movie "8 Mile", Vanilla Ice songs, and childrens motrin. Most think their "gangsta" because they wear their pants by their knees and reveal their reeses peanut buttercup boxers, but some go to the extent to ACTUALLY TALK TO BLACK PEOPLE. These risk takers are commonly only allowed near black people so they could have a good laugh. Also our asian brothers are also entering into this genre in hillsborough. These "changstas" are called chiggers most of them are beatup on a daily basis, but that doesnt stop their ghetto spirit! And most of them life in spacious 6 bedroom houses with a 3 car garage.

the gangstas in hillsboro are kids actually, from the ghetto. Like kids who moved from new york, newark, and camden. Generally, they hate that they live in Hillsboro and all of its white people. On the whole, they will kill you.

The assorted preps are freshmen ( the trend dies a sophomore year) that think their badass that they started drinking in 9th grade, when all the real badasses picked up their bottles at age 9, not grade 9. Mostly they talk about their field hockey/lacrosse games and getting "Like totally wasted".

Finally the Scene Druggies, the most ambigious group in the town of Hillsboro. They tend to horde at shows for "hardcore" bands. Furthermore, if any of them have a fight its never fought in real life, always myspace. The scenesters use the website to bash other scene kids for talking shit over myspace, where they go on and talk shit on myspace about the others talking shit on myspace. Most of them have no personality, some do, but not most. however all of them have really good weed.
Hillsboro Gangsta-
" Oh my god thats kids from Newark, he's a REAL gangsta?!"

Hillsboro Wiggers-
"yo wassup my nigga-------OH SHIT BLACK PEOPLE RUN!"

Hillsboro Chiggers-
"yoo niggra how yourve been doiEring? you wan buy weed?"

Hillsboro Assorted Prep-
"yeah like oh my god she had like TWO FUCKING BEERS! what an achohalic.I can't wait to tomorrows fieldhockey or lacrosse game, I forgot which one because Im not a real person"

Scene Druggie-
"yooooo brooooo can i have a ciggarette ....bro?"
"Yeah this hoodie was 40 dollars at Hottopic"
"LIKE LAWLZ, I HATE MYSPACE, BY THE WAY IM SO MAD, NO ONE COMMENTED MY KICKASS HARDCORE CRUNK DEFAULT"
by AndrewCARTERBRO April 16, 2008
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