Dillsboro 

An area of western North Carolina that is to small to even be called a town. The correct term is "tourist trap". At one point, there was a sucky tourist-attraction railroad there, but now even thats gone. So all that remains in Dillsboro is two streets of gift shops that sell t-shirts with pictures of trains on them, despite the obvious lack of trains in the area. The only people who typically visit Dillsboro are tourists from Florida (Floridians, if you're being nice. Floridiots, if you're not). If you visit this town, you may very well lose your soul.

Floridiot Man: Honey, where should we go for our vacation?
Floridiot Woman: Ooh, I heard about a small town called Dillsboro where nobody minds our awful driving!
FM: Is there anything to do there?
FW: Oh, yes, we can buy tack t-shirts and knick-knacks!
FM: Hellz yeah!!! We have to go there!!!

Dillsboro by Georgina Googleflompel December 26, 2008

Hillsborough Hike 

n. A North Carolina State tradition that takes place on the last Friday of the school semester (the week before exams). Participants include current students, alumni and their guests. The event begins at Players Retreat and with the purchase of an alcoholic beverage at every location on Hillsboro Street and unofficially ends at PB's or at the hiker's discretion.

"Hey man! Are you studying for exams Friday night since they start on Monday?" "What? Do you think I go to UNC? I'm goin on the Hillsborough Hike!!"

Hillsborough Hike by projectpatt02 December 9, 2006

Hillsborough 

A town in central New Jersey of about 40,000 people. Despite it's somewhat large population, the town still has a rural (diminishing) feel to it. Landwise, it is huge and you can easily have friends that live in the same town as you, yet it takes 20 minutes to get to their house. There is no downtown here, altough they are supposedly planning to "create" one along the main business drag. Football is huge here, yet the high school team sucks on a perrenial basis. The town is mostly white (73%), but there are a ton of Asians (East Asian and Indians) moving in along with a smaller contigent of African Americans. Many people here hope that Hillsborough doesn't end up like Edison, NJ.

Funnest thing to do in Hillsborough is either the movie theatre or Applebees.

Hillsborough by Corpswhore97 October 19, 2010

hillsboro ohio 

You only live here because portsmouth ohio kicked you out for prostitution. You also live there because you can receive a check there.
#SSICheck #WannaBeHoStrow

I lived in Hillsboro ohio because I like my mullet.

hillsboro ohio by amber burris December 21, 2016

Hillsboro wi 

A cool ass town in the middle of bum fuck nowmiddle Hillsboro is located within Wisconsin, and since it's from Wisconsin then it has to be badass. Unless it's Elroy, Elroy is fucking stupid.

Boy 1... Did you hear about Hillsboro wi?

Boy 2... Yeah, it's a badass town!

Hillsboro wi by Big sexy Mik3 January 4, 2017

Hillsborough 

City filled with rich people.

That is a real Hillsborough.

Hillsborough by truyiriyti November 29, 2004

Hillsboro Ohio 

An extremely rural area of southwest Ohio, ranked #1 in the biggest beerbellys of the midwest.

Jeff: That guy has a really good beer belly
Ray Care: That's Marc Duckwall, he's from Hillsboro Ohio

Hillsboro Ohio by beerbunnyoftheweek December 7, 2021