Midge

When one takes an explosive shit that hurts the anus. One would think that a midget or short person was hiding in the toilet with a lighter held to their ass.

After a late night call for Taco Bell, Tommy used one too many packets of fire sauce- After retiring for an hour or so in the restroom, Tommy commented to his friends, "Wow, I think i just got attacked by a midge in the bathroom!!!"

After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."

by PodBerry February 06, 2009

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A hairless pussy cat. Predominantly found in Havana, Illinois.

Mister Bigglesworth is a midge. Amy has a midge.

by Onetothenuts November 16, 2012

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n: The word Midge is derived from midget. This slander is to indicate that the person bestowed the title (1) is of short stature and
(2) is weak or helpless
(3) possibly an individual who is a disturbance, hinderance or enjoys complaining.
The Midge may also be very adept at manipulations.

The classic Midge may be characterized by Margaret from "Dennis the Menace"

"My little sister is a real midge. She's always whining for help..."

"That kid that kept crying was being a %#@*ing midge!"

by Bon Jabb April 06, 2006

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ugliest thing you have ever seen
creation much like Frankenstien
ewww

"Damn look at midge"

by Mike Manders February 16, 2005

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Mother of the Fridge, as
Mother, Fridge
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Already done

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

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by Spiffytf January 05, 2022

midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 07, 2004