When one takes an explosive shit that hurts the anus. One would think that a midget or short person was hiding in the toilet with a lighter held to their ass.
After a late night call for Taco Bell, Tommy used one too many packets of fire sauce- After retiring for an hour or so in the restroom, Tommy commented to his friends, "Wow, I think i just got attacked by a midge in the bathroom!!!"
After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."
After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."
by PodBerry February 06, 2009
One who makes the conscious decision to indulge in smokeless tobacco or snuff, in those instances that others would deem inappropriate.
Boss- "Hey John, can i talk to you for a minute?"
John wencing, quickly turns his head to hide the left side of his cheek. "Sure."
Boss- "I'm gonna need to talk to you about the IT reports."
John mummbles- "later"
Boss- "Excuse me!"
John- drool running outside of mouth, "Later!"
Boss leaves with suspicion
John closes door, grabbs pop bottle, spits out the dollar dip and thinks to himself, "Whew, I almost blew that sneakachew."
John wencing, quickly turns his head to hide the left side of his cheek. "Sure."
Boss- "I'm gonna need to talk to you about the IT reports."
John mummbles- "later"
Boss- "Excuse me!"
John- drool running outside of mouth, "Later!"
Boss leaves with suspicion
John closes door, grabbs pop bottle, spits out the dollar dip and thinks to himself, "Whew, I almost blew that sneakachew."
by PodBerry February 06, 2009
When one is really excited to retrieve a juicy booger from thier nostril, only to be let down by a finger full of mucus.
Tracy became frustrated, as she laid in bed with her inability to dig out a good booger. She continued to draw blanks retrieving only the left-overs of a slimey substance that required extensive rolling of her fingers together to form a mooger.
by PodBerry February 06, 2009