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frankenstien 

1.Frankenstein is a type of weed found in California

2. an ugly face
1. hello can i bye some "frankenstien".

2. dude your face is "frankenstien".
frankenstien by japo9 January 14, 2010

frankenstien 

the act of putting a strand of barbed wire into a pipe and inserting into your anus, removing the pipe while keeping the barbed wire inserted... then enjoying the pure pleasure.
i walked in on my uncle getting a frankenstien from his "friend."
frankenstien by king of knowledge September 18, 2003

frankenstien 

the lowering of the scrotum into the waiting vagina. best accomplished in the sumo ready-position
you know what rules to do to bitches? frankenstien. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopen you pizza special area to me peen
frankenstien by yanwoo July 5, 2004

frankenstien feet 

The fiercest odor known to men kind. The odor develops after a person spends long nights playing cards and drinking in the same pair of socks. The smell is compaired to a mix of rotten blogna and damp cigerettes. This odor has made the toughest of men cry while putting half dollar holes in your mothers favorite blankets. Historians call the smell "farley"
"Dave's Frankenstien feet were so bad it sank my full boat at the poker table"
"I swear to god i would rather fuck a bitch with aids then frankenstien feet"
"I let Dave barrow my nike air max sneakers and they came back flat due to his frankenstien feet"

Frankenstien's Foreskin 

The dead, scarred flesh left as the result of too much cosmetic surgery.
After having her tits do the hokey-cokey one time too many, Jordan's bust still looked great from the top,
but the underside looked like Frankenstien's foreskin.
Frankenstien's Foreskin by TheBadFire December 29, 2007

Frankenstein Penis 

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.
Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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