chocolate microphone

also known as ATM, or, having anal sex with a girl follwed by getting a BJ.

"After the funeral, I gave Susie a chocolate microphone. She's feeling better now."

by Chocolate microphone September 3, 2005

busted microphone

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"

your meats like a busted microphone

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

Mister Microphone

The male penis. The cock.

Come over here you slut and speak to mister microphone.

She blew mister microphone for a half hour till I busted nutz.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Golden Microphone

Pissing on a complete strangers fist. Then yelling curse words into it.

Josh: Come here.
Ben: You just pissed on my fist.
Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!
Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Microphoning

Holding up the rotation to tell a story.

As soon as Billy got the blunt he told us a story, but all I cared about was the blunt because I was next in the rotation. I told him to puff puff, and stop microphoning.

by evodievo January 13, 2009

Owen's microphone

Non existent, void, lacking in physical form

Bro your mic is trash.
Yeah it's like Owen's microphone.

by Sanguine Pendulum June 11, 2018

exploding microphone

when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.

I gave that girl one hell of an exploding microphone.

by dale April 28, 2004