A penis so fucking small that when your girl pulls her pants down her dick is bigger than yours ( if so she's likely a guy so that's a problem but not problem # 1 cause that's your dick size if you've got a micropenis and the good thing is that you managed to get a girlfriend when you have a micropenis so congrats)
Dude did you see James's dick in the locker room? He had a micropenis! He was bein a fuckin idiot and was running around the locker room in his boxers and they fell down to his ankles!
by GIANT COCK GANG 69 March 20, 2020
Jess: Do you want to have sex?
Dan: Okay.
Jess: Sorry, I don't smoke.
Dan: HEY! That's my penis!
Jess: That's your penis Dan? Oh my God, it is tiny! You have a micropenis!
Dan: Okay.
Jess: Sorry, I don't smoke.
Dan: HEY! That's my penis!
Jess: That's your penis Dan? Oh my God, it is tiny! You have a micropenis!
by Steve-O McQueev-O February 03, 2010
by ppoppi July 17, 2018
Eduard: Bro I was in bed with Jessica last night but she told me to get out of her house because she saw my micropenis
Jack: Can’t say I blame her
Jack: Can’t say I blame her
by ruhrohraggee September 12, 2020
by Minilikeyourdog October 13, 2017
A famous Greek philosopher known for his many theories such as how there are more nipples in the world than humans or how the word mono-syllabic is not mono-syllabic. Pronounced (mi-craw-peh-nis) rather than (mi-cro-pee-nis).
Dude... have you ever thought about how we call a house a home, but a mouse is not a mome.
Bro! Bro! You bin readin' micropenis?! Cause thats woke as fuck.
Bro! Bro! You bin readin' micropenis?! Cause thats woke as fuck.
by CornwallTCollingsly September 01, 2018
Medical term for a small penis. Also description of a man's behaviour that is caused by this ailment
by ms76 December 31, 2019