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Michasia

One of the sweetest girls you are ever gonna meet. Someone like her is rare. She is beautiful, intelligent and kind. She will always be there for her friends and her family. Sometimes she needs to realize how much she’s worth, because she can be insecure sometimes.
You know michasia? She’s amazing!
by imberxk November 22, 2021
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Emma Michalak

The sweetest girl you will ever meet, yet most realistic. Aside from your happiness, she makes the day shine a little bit brighter. She is home and brings comfort. When she walks in the room, everyone smiles. She is easy to fall in love with, impossible to get over. She makes the world go round, yet stop time all in one. Changes your life for better and makes you not give a care in the world about her past as you know you can be her future. She is everything you can dream of, but better. Soft to the touch and has a heart of gold. She matches every definition of beautiful.
Emma Michalak shiii leaves me spechless
by Sun Knight April 10, 2023
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michalei

The baddest bitch in the room wherever she goes. Her head game is vicious, and her pussy is like gold! The best part about her is that she is easy to get along with and fun to ba around. One downfall is that other bitches can't stand her because they all wanna be her! Certified Boss Bitch! #Diamond Life
Not everyone can be bad as fuck like Michalei. She's a fuckin boss!
by Her Superman November 15, 2018
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Michali

Warm and humorous, a person with an inability to filter his passionate honesty. Never boring and always interesting. He likes ancient history and is a Greek God with a perfect sense of logic.
Michali knows everything, I cant wait to learn from him!
by Nonononsense January 28, 2022
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michaleigha

Michaleigha is a meaning of a smart beautiful girl who will stand there beside you for ever. They will make you laugh,smile and be happy every time you see them.

You will be very lucky to meet one of these people. Their personalities will be weird, nice,funny,loving, and they would have a lot of emotions so you need to be there for them as they would you.
Michaleigha, the best friend you could ever ask for!!!
by livvy_boo1956 May 8, 2016
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Alyson Michalka

An annoying dumbass who thinks she is so great but is a terrible actress and bad singer who got into Cowbelles because she is blonde and well-known from Phil of the Future. She isn't even pretty. And that AJ with her is annoying but not as bad as her. See teenybopper. Only stupid teenyboppers will ever like her. Emphasis on STUPID.
Alyson: I'm Alyson Michalka
Me: Oh, so you are that person on Cowbelles and Phil of the Future. In both you act like a spoiled brat who thinks she is so great but that is not acting. But for the parts that weren't like that your acting is SO fake. You can't even sing but they let you because you are famous. Go die.
Alyson: (confused) I'm so stupid and bratty I have never heard anything mean before. Since everyone loves me it must actually mean something nice. Thanks gullible adoring fan, I won't give you an autograph because I am ssooooo tired of being famous (not really, but I have to pretend like it because that is what all fabulous actresses like me do.

Me: You really are everything I called you.

Alyson: Thank you, but who said you have a right to talk to me?

Me: Definitely the stupid show-offy brat part.
by Carynne No. September 30, 2006
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Mike Mihalski

A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.

Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”

-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”

-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 26, 2021
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