Munching the Mekong

When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!

Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.

by Knucklehead Boy May 5, 2009

melon shooter

A Muffler with an excessively and impractically large diameter output pipe (or an excessively large tailpipe on cars with mufflers located further from the rear of the car) - especially one that is mated to a much smaller upstream exaust system. Typically used to make a car "look fast" as opposed to modifications that actually make a car faster.

This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.

Look at the melon shooter on that Civic - it's as big as a sewer pipe!

by Matt287 May 13, 2006

Melonia

A hot, rockin' Mama who lives life to the fullest and is as free as the wind. You can try to corral her, but you will never succeed! She can hang with the best of them.

That woman is so Melonia.

by wudntuliketoknow2 February 7, 2010

Meloney

Meloney derived from the greek word meaning blackness, a unique, one of a kind, Irreplaceable, person never to be forgotten, blessed but blesses others, Alluring and Mesmerizing, but in unconventional way, Indescribably irresistible outgoing persona

She acted so Meloney
I just had a Meloney like conversation with her, i think i'm in love

by DJ Os November 26, 2010

Blind Melon

A rockin' band from the early 1990's with deep grooves, moving lyrics and a tragic end. See also: underrated band.

"Blind Melon, didn't they sing that song, 'No Rain'?"

by Nathan Stohler December 9, 2003

no taste like stolen melon

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!

Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

by I, Wreckerrr July 9, 2021

Mamona

This is a way to identify a female who over exaggerates everything and anything. This type of person is sometimes cocky but mostly idiotic. The term is used to offend someone.

Ex . Female: "a mi no me gusta esa tienda por que es para los pobres."
English: "I don't like that store because it's for the poor."
In this case you can call the female "mamona".

Ex on how to call: "Pinche vieja mamona."

by anonymoussss432 April 23, 2018