radio-terra-mestitution

From the latin, "Radia Terra mestitori", Meaning, Literally, "I cover your land with my menstruation" an ancient roman curse.

"Oi, pickfucker! you want some radio-terra-mestitution? yeah?, fuckin' come on then?" (in the voice of a roman legionary, shouting at some less advanced guys who they're gonna kick the shit out of sometime soon. But they're going to bring money and toilets and technology with them, so it's not so bad really.

by Bouncy Bunter October 3, 2003

Drunken Meditation

A KICK ASS Horror/Political/Punk band from houston texas.
Formed in 2005, they play shows at anti-war rallys and gigs at places around houston.

ME: you going to the Drunken Meditation show tonight?
Friend: Hell yea!! they rule!

by FUCKING DRUNKEN BRAD October 14, 2006

Metatation

The unintentional act of being distracted while attempting to meditate due to the realization that you are, are not, or should be meditating. Also refers to excessive self-awareness and self-consciousness pertaining either to one's mind or body, occurring during or interfering with successful meditation practices. Common in persons meditating for the first or second time, or who don't believe in or agree with the premise of meditation. Sometimes accompanied by or triggered by embarrassment about the fact that they are meditating.

Ex 1: Whenever I finally started to relax and lose myself in the meditation exercises, I would think, "Ok, it's working now!" This metatation always caused me to lose my hard-won focus.
Ex 2: A couple times I almost started to fall into the rhythm of the Yoga class, at which point I would ask myself, "What am I even doing at a stupid Yoga class?", the metatation jolting me back into my crowded, disorganized thinking pattern and daily worries.

by Harlequin Princess May 24, 2009

metaltation

A form of meditation originating from a group of young metalheads. Procedure: Sit cross-legged, elbows bent downward, and hands out to the side with only the index and pinky extended on each hand. Conceptual visions may vary due to different styles of metal (such as melodic, death, or black metal)

To be fully immersed in the supreme style of music, you must first complete the ritual of Metaltation.

by c fish October 28, 2006

meditationguru

The pseudonym of a guy in India that teaches meditation techniques in mysore, india. Quite an esoteric and mysterious individual, he centers his teachings around universal meditation and the concept of oneness. Believes that we are unlimited and that meditation is the most amazing experience on planet Earth. Prefers not to disclose his religion.

Meditationguru teaches meditation techniques at his center and at his website at meditationguru.com

by preserver257 July 28, 2009

metatation

The act of extracting a metaprinciple from a paradox, conundrum or contradiction.

A biologist looks at a rabbit and an elephant. Are they the same? The contradiction is obvious, one is small and weak, the other large and strong. However, they share a metaprinciple, they are both mammals. This epiphany arrived through metatation.

by Wonton2 October 21, 2011

maditation

An intense practice of focusing the mind on being mad with someone and exacting revenge.

His behaviour has really annoyed me again. I need to practice maditation. Mad Angry Annoyed Revenge

by Barefootdriver August 9, 2016