AKA McDonald's (founded by Dick Schitt), they will make you a fine schit sammich, or a McSchiggit.
When ordering a 12 pack of McSchiggits, they will give you their signature schit
sauce, usually schitchup or schitsturd.
When ordering a sammich, they will gladly serve you a
burger containing your choice of schit
sauce, (Schitchup, or Schitsturd) sometimes including a My Little Shit toy if you get the schitty meal.
The normal sammich usually includes one McSchit patty, a healthy squirt of McSchit Schitsturd, and one mohunking Schit patty. (Made
fresh from the likes of farmer McSchitties.)
"Hey
Dave, wanna go to McShit's?"
"Sure Burt, let's roll."
"One McNugget
please,
sir."
"One McSchiggit coming right up."
"Doesnt that mean poop?"
"It's Schit, not shit, burt."