McShit

A very accurate reflection on the McAfee anti-virus.

I can't download my homework because McShit says that it contains a virus.

by Guiep November 22, 2017

Mcshit

When you're at a McDonald's and you have to take a day shit.

Guy 1: I gotta take a mcshit. Don't touch my food
Guy 2: Just don't take forever.

by GreenJay April 5, 2020

McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.

"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."

by McPhail April 19, 2005

McShit's

AKA McDonald's (founded by Dick Schitt), they will make you a fine schit sammich, or a McSchiggit.

When ordering a 12 pack of McSchiggits, they will give you their signature schit sauce, usually schitchup or schitsturd.

When ordering a sammich, they will gladly serve you a burger containing your choice of schit sauce, (Schitchup, or Schitsturd) sometimes including a My Little Shit toy if you get the schitty meal.

The normal sammich usually includes one McSchit patty, a healthy squirt of McSchit Schitsturd, and one mohunking Schit patty. (Made fresh from the likes of farmer McSchitties.)

"Hey Dave, wanna go to McShit's?"

"Sure Burt, let's roll."

"One McNugget please, sir."

"One McSchiggit coming right up."

"Doesnt that mean poop?"

"It's Schit, not shit, burt."

by Clelford July 11, 2021

Going for a McShit

When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies

I'm going for a McShit

by Snake July 9, 2004

Dippy McShit

A complete and hopeless dipshit. Moron. Loser.

"Dippy McShit slowed down to 25 mph in the middle lane and got stuffed by a tractor trailer."

by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019

chicken mcshit

N. Small odd shaped mechanically separated chicken fecies dried up and stail, five for one dollar. Only found on at participating fast food restuarants by the name McDonalds.

Id like two double western bacon chee's and chicken mcshit, a half diet half regular coke, im trying to watch my figure, and a SMALL seasoned curly, a SMALL seasoned curly.

by CollinL September 8, 2006