Masterbeated

when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.

Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."

by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011

Masterbeast

A causer of profuse masturbation. Someone who causes people to masturbate.
Commonly used in songs making listeners think the singer is saying masterpiece

That girl is a straight up masterbeast!

by 119118117116115 September 26, 2017

Mastercard Nips

When somebody's nipples are so large that they overlap in the middle like the Mastercard logo.

"Bro, you know I don't like to go to the beach. I can't take my shirt off, I have Mastercard nips!"

by Beak Tenderloin February 4, 2020

mastercard

"Priceless", as in the commercials for Mastercard.

Girl 1: Did you see that girl's face?
Girl 2: That was sooo mastercard!!

by Regantelope October 6, 2008

Masterbeat

to masturbate whilse eating.

I masterbeated on your bed while you were at work, so watch out for the spooge on the bottom left corner.

by supertrooperdude_69 September 25, 2009

masterbeader

Masterbeader is usually Melanie, but can be others that are well trained in jewelry making, beading techniques, and precious stone identification. All things beads (not anal though unless they're pink)

I was taught how to make a beaded necklace and bracelet by a masterbeader.

Melanie was the first masterbeader, coined the term and made it real.

She mastered seed bead weaving, chainmail, pearl and Mala knotting, stone wire wrapping, metaphysical stone meanings, all jewelry repairs, and more, therefore making her a masterbeader.

by Masterbeader#1 March 1, 2022

social mastercard

A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna

e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard

by Tori133 October 19, 2013