A midget straddles one's face while you felate/perform cunnilingus in him/her while they yell "who run Barter Town?"
Shit, nephew! I gotta get to the kyro-practer! I fucked up my neck last night doin' the Reverse Master Blaster with Gary Coleman!
by Bowss Howgg August 13, 2016
Get the Reverse Master Blastermug. Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.
I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.
by VickersVagina March 29, 2010
Get the Master Blastermug. by Anonymous May 14, 2003
Get the double master blastermug. by triple masta blasta masta July 18, 2003
Get the triple master blastermug. he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.
by Guy Williams July 27, 2006
Get the master blaster of disastermug. Sensei of all ass pounding, fudge-packing, stromboli boys. Known to lurk in the shadows of elementary bathrooms awaiting tender bungs. A.K.A. Walter "Marvin".
by The Old Man (Slurth) April 21, 2005
Get the master bung blastermug. by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005
Get the Super Master Ass Blastermug.