The weird, and mostly hideous, people you only see in Walmart. Mostly fat rednecks or very old people. The enigma of Wal-Martians is that, no matter how long you've lived in your town/area and no matter how long you search there, you will only find them in your local Walmart.
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by A Martian :o) September 26, 2020
Get the Martian Gamesmug. People that love to shop at Wal-Mart. Brag about shopping there and all the money that they save by buying cheaply made products made in China. Also, some of the fugliest people you will see massed in one area.
- Man, I swear there are a lot of Wal-Martians here today.
- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.
- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?
- That's why they shop here.
- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.
- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?
- That's why they shop here.
by Dude Grease September 4, 2007
Get the Wal-Martiansmug. by matinc October 18, 2010
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See also: Moon Rocks.
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Literally, as smoking these will lead to your sudden death.
See also: Moon Rocks.
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" I went to Wal-mart today and it was full of Wal-Martians, just standing around, taking up space, and sucking the intelligence out of me as I walked past.
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