Well, I wouldn't exactly call "Maret School" a school. There mascot is a fighting frog, which is oh so intimidating. They get rocked by anyone they play in football. All the kids are mentally retarded stoners that can't carry on an intelligient conversation. They also love to talk shit, even though they cant back themselves up. They get destroyed by Potomac School in every sport. The headmaster of this "school" should be ashamed with the kind of school he has created.
Maret Football Player pokes a potomac player in the eye when they're at the bottom of a dogpile.
Potomac Football Player walks off as if nothing happened. Then, when the game is over, the Potomac Player kicks the crap out of the Maret Player
Potomac Football Player walks off as if nothing happened. Then, when the game is over, the Potomac Player kicks the crap out of the Maret Player
by I Run This January 25, 2005
This school is for kids who only care about their grades and have no social lives. Coming from a student myself I have to say that once I left I realized how much the school sucked. You get shiploads of work and if your not a A student your automatically retarded. Kids there pretend to be thugs or stoners when really they r too much of pussies to do shit. There are some exceptions. The only positives I can think about maret is that the school as a community is pretty active in being open to everything. Also, 98% of Maret kids live in houses that cost over a million dollars.
Maret Kid: Hey what happened at your school today?
Normal Kid: Well there was a fight
Maret Kid: Holy shit there are fights at your school! Thats so ghetto
Normal Kid: Dude you go to Maret School
Normal Kid: Well there was a fight
Maret Kid: Holy shit there are fights at your school! Thats so ghetto
Normal Kid: Dude you go to Maret School
by Real Talk Tho July 2, 2013
by Fuck marete September 16, 2020
Maret has all the cons and none of the pros of every private school in DC. It has the competition of Sidwell, the weirdness of GDS, and the toxicity and bullying of NCS and St. Albans. Maret portrays itself as an inclusive, kind environment but if you stopped and asked just about any Maret student or alum they would tell you otherwise. Maret has covered up racism and bullying. Maret's faculty children have special treatment, privileges, and are able to do whatever they want unpunished. Many students are suicidal due to the trauma Maret has caused. Maret seems like a great place but in fact, it is your worst nightmare. Do not got there!
Student #1: I hate my school and it makes me feel so bad about myself
Student #2: Well, what do you expect you go to Maret
Student #2: Well, what do you expect you go to Maret
by All Rotten No Tomatoes June 25, 2021