manboob

Something that fat guys have, similar to a woman's breasts, but nowhere near as attractive

If you searched for this, you probably have manboobs.

by Freak July 28, 2003

Mandooshka

Uber Woman. Very, very beautiful and attractive, with a hightened sense of being and sexual awareness. She turns heads - both male and female where ever she goes. Comfortable to explore and delve into the unknown - not without caution and consideration but with a greater than average desire to experience the unexperienced and involve those with whom she is close in a mutual journey. Real, true, open, honest and sharing with a special few. If she perceives you as of similar qualities, nothing is withheld in communication of her thoughts and feelings and her willingness to listen and offer her heartfelt response is guaranteed.

If you're going on an adventure Mandooshka might just come with you.

by The Konqueror February 6, 2010

Mandora's Box

Mandora's Box is the reckoning that men unleash on individuals--or society--for lack of redress of grievance by the State. Mandora's box can be opened when a man or men are cheated or treated unfairly by the system, especially in matters concerning family or divorce courts.

Man 1: "Did you see the evening news last night? Some dude shot and killed his wife's divorce attorney in cold blood."

Man 2: "Geez, this has been happening a lot lately. Looks like Mandora's Box has been opened..."

by Silky Ink Studios June 11, 2019

Manboobs

Breasts found on fat, overweight men.

That Sumo Wrestler had a huge pair of manboobs.

by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004

Manboner

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.

Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.

by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011

manboobs

Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.

Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......

by TK May 19, 2004

Manbola

An illness similar to Manflu contracted by only by men. This incapacitating illness can easily be confused with a cold or flu. When a man contracts Manbola only he knows and his loved ones should care for him accordingly.

I am so ill can't come to work today I have "Manbola"

by Andyrik February 12, 2015