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Male Tears 

When men, particularly MRAs whine over trivial things, we say this word. This term was used long before MRAs decided to add it to Urban Dictionary and change the definition. They changed it because they are easily offended by everything.
Sean: Scott was upset that Jenna only wanted to be friends. He ranted on Facebook about how he was a nice guy and that life's not fair. It was a pretty angry rant.

Casey: Well, rejection is a part of life. Some men act like they're entitled to women. Mmmmm, male tears.
Male Tears by XiggyMoondust April 28, 2016
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Male Tears 

1. Men acting as if they experience sexism in an inherently patriarchal society.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.
Person 1: "But what about custody legislation?"
Person 2: "Stop with the male tears please."
Male Tears by varyaner January 5, 2015

Male Tears 

Bill, hey Ron have you seen those pictures of those radical feminist drinking mugs that say male tears?

Ron, yeah why do you ask?
Bill, because male tears means sperm.

Male tears 

What professional whores/feminists call semen.
“I’m gonna drink a nice cup of male tears to show those men who’s REALLY boss”
Male tears by AOOAAOOAAOOA May 4, 2022

Male tears 

What feminists drink when they talk some bullshit about “wanting equality.”
Fuck you I don’t want to make a sentence about male tears.
Male tears by LemonLivesMatter April 30, 2019

Male Tears 

Initially, a slang for the produce of male reproductive system, which is semen. This, however, has occasionally been accompanied with a controversy where apparently female internet users (mostly of Twitter and Tumblr), who had no prior knowledge of the collocation's meaning were baited into bying merchandise designed by (allegedly 4chan) trolls, displaying the said words, followed by sudden and unpleasant discovery of the definition of them. A mass hysteria was caused, following by some heavily moderated popular websites posting their own definition of the phrase in question, which is literal and often claimed as original. This has gone as far as some of the victims trying to copypaste the latter to The Urban Dictionary to try and override the existing descriptions.
- Lol I have this groupmate Olga, you know what she posted yesterday on Twitter?
- I don't have an acc there. What was it anyway.
- She flexed a "male tears" mug
- No way
- I know right? Shall we tell her?
- Lmao I'll pretty sure she'll figure out herself soon enough
Male Tears by funde kudasai February 5, 2022

White male tears

She thinks she's drinking white male tears, but she's actually dreaming of white male semen
White male tears by My name is ???? December 11, 2022