Grant MacDonald

Canadian real estate developer and banker turned musician. Famous for the hit songs “Ram Ranch”, “Jockstrap Cowboys” and “Space Cowboys”. Has released over 600 songs and 100 albums. His website is www.fratjocks.pro.

Also has a thing for Prince Harry and Tom Brady.

Meghan: “Yo Shawn you need to hear this new Grant MacDonald track, it’s pretty deep deep deep bro”

Shawn: “oh fuck yeah here come the biker boys”

Grant: “So honoured to have such super cool fans, u rock!”

by Pavelka May 20, 2018

Ross MacDonald

Ross MacDonald is the bassist in the popular band The 1975. Fans of Ross MacDonald are aware of his love for penguins, turtlenecks, and pizza. Ross' fans describe him as a Giant Teddy Bear or even a Penguin Master.

"Damn I love that Ross MacDonald guy! He's totally the coolest member of The 1975"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 28, 2016

macaroni meat mountain

A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.

Bitteto you frigga macaroni meat mountain!

by spicymctuna:) April 18, 2009

macrofructation

The hurried fruiting of a fungus, most often when raw sewage or excrement triggers the growth of morels.

Look at all that macrofructation of tasty morels sprung from those surface shitters!

by Biomedbrain July 22, 2021

Macrohard

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.

Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."

by TheLoneCrusader May 17, 2014

Karl Macdonald

The West Australian version of Chuck Norris, An egg catcher, A knife catcher, A snake killer, A martial arts masters, The best bolagnese sauce maker, Winner of the golden wheel, Attended bindon rock at the age of twelve, An electrical tagger, A degree in logistics, Owns the last John Pappers trailer before he died, State pitcher, A head chef, A head mechanic, Has the Australian record of catching salmon, A professional punter, Donegans best roller driver, Know as the jackal.........

"Karl Macdonald" can snap palm trees with one kick.

by fickery April 16, 2013

Fraser MacDonald

To consume enough alcohol (usually not a lot due to being a lightweight) that you are hospitalized and shortly after you die in hospital; and then somehow appear in school the next day.

Did you hear about Reece? He got pure Fraser Macdonald at the weekend.

by SemenOnToast May 19, 2015