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A very charming man who is hung low, and autistic as fuck. Incredibly funny and respectful, does not tolerate bull shit and will whoop your ass if he has to. He's gay as fuck, even if he denies that shit, and is a little freakster.
He is the love of my life, and I couldn't imagine what it would be like without him. I genuinely feel connected to this man in a way that goes beyond physical and emotional connection. Almost as if our souls are tied together in some way that I never expected to happen.
Lucius, Revelations 3:69"If his dick slap his thigh when he walk, I shall listen when he talk🙌"
Lucius by bruh_what_is_you_doing January 25, 2025
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A King who penetrates with light sabers and after hangs his partners panties on the door knob to show his victory
Wow look at Lucius, seems like he had a fun night yesterday.
Lucius by Doggin balls December 9, 2025

Lucius Malfoy 

Sexy. Evil. Snarling. Will beat you with the pimp cane if you mess up his stunning hair.
Lucius is spelled Lucius, not Luscious, although Lucius Malfoy IS quite luscious.
Lucius Malfoy by teh Juleh October 12, 2004

Lucius Malfoy 

Lucius Malfoy by MaraudersMamas November 3, 2020

Lucius Malfoy 

Superb piece of crumpet and little Draco's daddy. Nuff Said!
Lucius Malfoy is a superb piece of crumpet

Lucius Malfoy  

Lucius Malfoy is the father of Draco and husband to Narcissa Malfoy. He is a Death Eater and all around baddie in the Harry Potter books though in the last installment of the series, the Deathly Hallows, Lucius' pureblood ideals seem to take a back seat to protecting his family. In the second book, he was responsible for getting Tom Riddle's diary into Ginny Weasley's hands and thus reopening the Chamber of Secrets. He was a high ranking Death Eater in Voldemort's inner circle until he screwed up and got thrown into Azkaban prison for the Department of Mysteries debacle. Lucius is known for his wealth and influence in the Wizarding community despite his prejudice against Muggle Borns like Hermione Granger. He is portrayed by Jason Isaacs in the Harry Potter films.
Hermione: Wow, that Lucius Malfoy is a real fox! Too bad he's such a prejudiced prick and would probably Avada me if I offered to polish his broomstick...
Lucius Malfoy by meeeeeeep April 18, 2009

Lucius Hale 

Arkhion V. Svanhild's abunjing abunjing, safe place, moon, and his one and only.
many people doesn't want arkhion and Lucius Hale together but despite that, they still love each other no matter what other people will.
Lucius Hale by arkius June 25, 2021