lotioning

What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.

"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"

by Cookie Krumm March 25, 2004

Lotionize

The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.

Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "

by sarzzzOD April 6, 2011

Fiesta Lotionizing

the act of taking Bath and Body Works festive vanilla fig lotion and having a group ass massaging party.

Hey are you free this weekend for our annual fiesta lotionizing?

by Mr.Ouhl is hot January 9, 2011

lotionize

the act of putting lotion on one's "privates" (FC) once they shave it.

by poo licker October 2, 2003

lotionize

the act of putting lotion on.

I'm about to lotionize the crap out of my legs.

by courtski February 2, 2015

Lotions and Potions

The hair and skincare products metrosexual males use.

Anything that would normally be found in a girls bathroom cabinet, but coloured in black or silver so it appears more manly.

"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."

by Shaved_Deer March 14, 2012

Lotionize

A shorter term for “putting lotion on”

“When my hands get dry, I lotionize my hands!”

by anonymous March 1, 2021