log

1. a section of tree
2. a section of math
3. acronym for lazy old git

1. they cut down plenty logs to make these buildings
2. log2²=1
3. fuck off u log

by brendan May 20, 2004

log

A sports player who, due to being very tall, suffers from uncoordination and struggles to bend down to pick a ball up.

(Ruckman/football player over 200cm fumbles the ball on the ground)
Fan: OMG, what an absolute log!

by FootyFan21 August 8, 2010

log

Something to say when a joke isn't funny, instead of the common 'no' or an unimpressed look. Usually accompanied by a pause.

A:'why did the chicken cross the road'
A:' to get to the other side'
B:.....log

or

A: I have such a funny story, (insert unfunny story here)
B:.... log

by ;) ilovebablake December 24, 2009

Log

A freakishly large penis.

Man,he's got a log!

by Judge dredd7 May 28, 2011

LOG

The opposite of POG
Used when something un-poggers happen, it stands for Loss Of the Game

Damn i broke up with my gf, that's really log

by Bottle_of_potatos March 12, 2021

log

1.a very fat man or woman
2.a pice of wood
3.a lazy person

1."mom look at that log"
2."can you walk across the log"
3."dad get up you log you"

by toll2323 April 9, 2009

log

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

BY BLAMMO!

LOG! as seen on the Ren and Stimpy show

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003