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loftus

The ghetto of the sutherland shire

Will apear on google earth as a block spot

has a service station

has a bottle-o
"roll ur windows up, we're passing through loftus"
by *tweeked* September 1, 2006
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loftus

one who participates in gay porn quite often and enjoys it.
guy 1: hey man i heard michael participates in gay porn?

guy 2: really? he's sucha loftus.

guy 1: yeah i wonder if his family knows.
by michelle haha February 2, 2009
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Lofterbating

The act of jerking off while in IM's with someone in a chatroom.
I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.
by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005
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Lefturbater

The arm used in the switching of hands * or in this case arms * when either fapping or masturbating wich to most people is done with the RIGHT arm... not the left ... unlike some uncoodenated TARDS out there :D
Mary : So ... wich hand do you masturbate with?

Joe : I'm a lefturbater
by TehN00B1n4t0r March 17, 2011
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Loftus Surprise

When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.
Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"

Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"

Frank: "how did you manage that?"

Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"
by Mars17 July 1, 2010
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Mr. Loftus

Mr. Loftus:

Mr. Loftus is a good-looking man who often like to play sports. He is educated and likes to educate others. He doesnt let anyone try to insult him, and if it does happen, he tries to get even. He always has a girlfriend but does not share any information about her. He is a very private man.
Cary - "I love Mr. Loftus!"
June - "Me too! Lets stalk him!"
by Doglover 9878 July 27, 2009
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Lofter

Someone who flops on something. If you made plans to do something and they bail out.

flop
Jamie: Are you commin to the movies?

Roy: I don't wanna come anymore.

Jamie: Why are you being a lofter.
by LiverThanThem August 11, 2008
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