The ghetto of the sutherland shire
Will apear on google earth as a block spot
has a service station
has a bottle-o
Will apear on google earth as a block spot
has a service station
has a bottle-o
by *tweeked* September 1, 2006
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I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.
by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005
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by TehN00B1n4t0r March 17, 2011
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Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"
Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"
Frank: "how did you manage that?"
Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"
Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"
Frank: "how did you manage that?"
Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"
by Mars17 July 1, 2010
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Mr. Loftus is a good-looking man who often like to play sports. He is educated and likes to educate others. He doesnt let anyone try to insult him, and if it does happen, he tries to get even. He always has a girlfriend but does not share any information about her. He is a very private man.
Mr. Loftus is a good-looking man who often like to play sports. He is educated and likes to educate others. He doesnt let anyone try to insult him, and if it does happen, he tries to get even. He always has a girlfriend but does not share any information about her. He is a very private man.
by Doglover 9878 July 27, 2009
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by LiverThanThem August 11, 2008
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