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Mr. Loftus:

Mr. Loftus is a good-looking man who often like to play sports. He is educated and likes to educate others. He doesnt let anyone try to insult him, and if it does happen, he tries to get even. He always has a girlfriend but does not share any information about her. He is a very private man.
Cary - "I love Mr. Loftus!"
June - "Me too! Lets stalk him!"
by Doglover 9878 July 27, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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