lofter

someone that is over weight

that person is a lofter.

by shrogor cheet January 7, 2020

Lofter

Someone who flops on something. If you made plans to do something and they bail out.

flop

Jamie: Are you commin to the movies?

Roy: I don't wanna come anymore.

Jamie: Why are you being a lofter.

by LiverThanThem August 11, 2008

lady lofter

To hop from one female friend to another

That player is such a lady lofter

by Hsjajsjs March 29, 2015

NBA Lottery

The practice of a cleat chaser having sex with NBA players with the intention of getting pregnant, possibly to get wifed-up, but at the least to hit up the player for child support, which she will use to support her own lifestyle, rather than the kid's.

Kelli has been smashed by everyone on the Lakers and half the Clippers. She must be tryna hit the NBA Lottery.

by Bokolis August 25, 2013

coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.

After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.

by thePhatMan July 7, 2008

Lofted

Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.

That son of a bitch lofted me!

by Mr JD December 23, 2009

Schizo Lifter

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and lifts to fight the demonic entities that plague his every waking moment. Is also usually wanted by the federal government.

Did you see that Schizo Lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with esoteric beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out in bench press.

by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021