loftur

Spawn of the devil. Popcorn over lord. Has no mercy. Will fight to be with the one he loves(daisy). Theif.

Loftur stole my water bottle again

by Travanna Mathews April 19, 2018

lofter

someone that is over weight

that person is a lofter.

by shrogor cheet January 7, 2020

Dirty Loftus

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.

Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.

by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009

Lefturbator

One who masturbates using only the left hand.

Joe: "Dude, Eli's left arm is so strong--how'd he do it?"
Mike: "Didn't you know? He's a lefturbator."

by A Righty January 6, 2008

loftus

One of the few outdoor basketball courts in the Epping area in Sydney. Despite its famed reputation, it is the biggest shithole in the city, populated by masses of university students and individuals of asian origin who make up the demographic of the suburb. Also frequented by the Jaydogs. Used as a metonym for playing basketball to the point where it has become a description for individuals who play basketball. It is constantly being threatened by arsons.

Oi lets loftus tomorrow. (play basketball tomorrow)

Is he a loftus? (does he play basketball)

Loftus will burn.

by JaydonZhao April 17, 2011

Lofterbation

The act of masturbating while in one's dorm room lofted bed, with or without roommates present. The lofts must be so high above the ground that, upon ejaculation, the discharge sticks to the ceiling.

After returning from class, I noticed the jizz dripping from the ceiling and immediately assumed Fat Jimmy had been lofterbating.

I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.

My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.

After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.

With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.

by James T. Nugent November 12, 2008

loftus

The second worst suburb in Sydney behind Kingsgrove. Loftus is a naturally occuring cesspool where rare breeds of rodents multiply and flourish.

One day, i was walking around in the shire and suddenly, i found i was lost in Loftus!! it took me 3 and a half days to find another person. and he didn't have a phone. it took me another 2 whole weeks to find a phone. then i was rescued

by MUNG June 11, 2004