Social loafing takes place in a public venue, such as a park, library, or movie theater. Social loafing is when two males with erect penises stick their shafts into opposite ends of a loaf of bread, often with holes pre-cut into the loaf. The holes can be filled with butter, margarine, or spermicidal lubricant.
There are rules to this procedure however:
1. If you are gay and proceed to attempt this, you must follow this up by tossing some salad or serving up a good ol' rusty trombone.
2. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, you must immediately have sex with the nearest girl, hot or not, to nullify the gayness.
3. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, and if you bump heads within the bread, you must stop IMMEDIATELY and proceed to watch HOURS of lesbian pornography.
There are rules to this procedure however:
1. If you are gay and proceed to attempt this, you must follow this up by tossing some salad or serving up a good ol' rusty trombone.
2. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, you must immediately have sex with the nearest girl, hot or not, to nullify the gayness.
3. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, and if you bump heads within the bread, you must stop IMMEDIATELY and proceed to watch HOURS of lesbian pornography.
Austin and Ben felt like experimenting in front of their girlfriends, so they proceeded to engage in social loafing at their local library. Afterwards, they had glorious sex with their girlfriends on top of novels written by Stephen King....
by TossMySaladpl0x? April 24, 2011
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Sitting at home just got pizza and am playing NHL Online #Loafin
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(one who practices Loafism shall be called a Loafismer)
You may ask, how does one become a Loafismer? Well, an angel has this to say upon the very subject: "At worship services new members may be initiated into Loafism, if found acceptable." there are no other requirements because we don't need a better reason.
A set of beliefs one can follow, but you really don't have to, these are purely suggestions.
Loafism and the Individual:
A List of commandments:
-Thou shall worship ska, the holiest form of prayer
-Thou shall play more than one musical instrument
-Thou shall worship thine holiest form of transport, the Loafmobile (hazard lights and windshield wipers are not optional and driving forwards or using the gear symbolized by a number or the letter "D" is also generally frowned upon, seatbelts required or you may become the target of shoefu, explained later)
-Thou shalt not underestimate the awesome power of sleep
-Thou shalt not perform chores, or appear to find solace in chores
-Thou Shalt not enjoy homework.... ever!
If you fail to heed these
You may end up getting yourself "Loafed"
Loafed: to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect. Unless the offense annoys the crap out of a fellow Loafismer, then the ritual of ShoeFu ensues, but one can forgo protocol and just skip Loafing, because there really isn't a protocol!
ShoeFu: "The national sport of Loafism which is practiced throughout most worship sessions. This competition takes place whenever a believer may get on another’s nerve, or may be practiced purely for amusement. The act of ShoeFu is accomplished by removing one’s own foot apparel and bludgeoning another fellow Loafismer."
(one who practices Loafism shall be called a Loafismer)
You may ask, how does one become a Loafismer? Well, an angel has this to say upon the very subject: "At worship services new members may be initiated into Loafism, if found acceptable." there are no other requirements because we don't need a better reason.
A set of beliefs one can follow, but you really don't have to, these are purely suggestions.
Loafism and the Individual:
A List of commandments:
-Thou shall worship ska, the holiest form of prayer
-Thou shall play more than one musical instrument
-Thou shall worship thine holiest form of transport, the Loafmobile (hazard lights and windshield wipers are not optional and driving forwards or using the gear symbolized by a number or the letter "D" is also generally frowned upon, seatbelts required or you may become the target of shoefu, explained later)
-Thou shalt not underestimate the awesome power of sleep
-Thou shalt not perform chores, or appear to find solace in chores
-Thou Shalt not enjoy homework.... ever!
If you fail to heed these
You may end up getting yourself "Loafed"
Loafed: to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect. Unless the offense annoys the crap out of a fellow Loafismer, then the ritual of ShoeFu ensues, but one can forgo protocol and just skip Loafing, because there really isn't a protocol!
ShoeFu: "The national sport of Loafism which is practiced throughout most worship sessions. This competition takes place whenever a believer may get on another’s nerve, or may be practiced purely for amusement. The act of ShoeFu is accomplished by removing one’s own foot apparel and bludgeoning another fellow Loafismer."
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"Don't loaft man, we've got to go bun."
"Look at this guy, he's doing nothing. What a loafter!"
"Don't loaft man, we've got to go bun."
"Look at this guy, he's doing nothing. What a loafter!"
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Maggie: I would but my boyfriend gonna be in there.
Tony: Man you be loafin!
Maggie: I would but my boyfriend gonna be in there.
Tony: Man you be loafin!
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