Lmayonaise

When u need to pee and poo at the same time because we’re just like that and u want to laugh at urself then u realise that it’s not normal to feel that way so u call the police and then the police come to ur house and break your door and yell FBI OPEN UP and u scream and fall into the toilet

Yesterday I lmayonaised

by Wdlifgf March 1, 2019

LMEYOUYCOMFF

Let Me Eat You Out Until You Cum On My Fucking Face

Aye babygurll you gone lmeyouycomff(Let Me Eat You Out Until You Cum On My Fucking Face)

by therealfreakydeaky September 28, 2020

Lmayonaise

A term used to express the funniest of something.

Lmayonaise bro, that was hilarious!

by LachyMuller November 3, 2020

lmboo

Laugh my body oder off

Joe-Ew you smell
Bob-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Joe-You smell better now.
Bob- I just lmboo'd

by blabh February 23, 2017

lmbo

Laughing my butt off. A less dramatic version of LMAO.

I fell off the cliff and died.
LMBO!

by Kevin January 18, 2005

lmayonnaise

as in LMAO but made into the food.
witty way of saying LMAO on msn.

Beth: honestly it was so funny!

Rosa: arrrr LMAYONNAISE!

by rellen_innit April 24, 2009

Lmbso

Laugh my burrito sauce off.

A-Look at the new kid.
B-OMG he looks like fucking fish.
A-LMBSO!!

by iAmTastyAss January 17, 2011