lisasexual

it means you're straight but gay for Lalisa Manoban

I was straight but when I saw Lisa I knew that I was lisasexual ♡

by by luxlalisa July 29, 2020

liesexual

a "liesexual" is generally someone who claims to be bisexual, but is actually only straight or gay (most often closeted homosexual males who are very slutty and will have sex with females and pretend they are hetero, but are truly gay). the word liesexual should not be applied to slutty college girls who make out with each other- it is a serious illness and those who participate are generally not so obvious or attention seeking.

jay talks about all the hot girls he wants to fuck and leads them on, but the truth is he's an insecure liesexual who has lurid affairs with many different men.

by arbeitmachtfrei November 8, 2008

lameosexual

A person(almost always girl) not up for sexual experimentation. Will not challenge the boundaries of traditional sexuality by engaging in harmless acts of good fun such as making out with their best friend at slammin' shindigs upon request of male counterparts.

Lisa's being such a lameosexual; the guys all wanted to see her go down on Jenny but, alas, she wasn't having any of it.

by Flavorbones August 23, 2009

Lomasexual

Male Boxing casuals who have a suspect attraction, and obsession with V. Lomachenko.

So much so that they have momentary lapses into homosexual transitions that resemble that of teenage girls screeching and panting over their favorite teenage male heartthrob.

Person 1. Eff loma. Guys overhyped.

Lomasexual: WHAT!? EFF YOU! ID KISS HIS TIP IF HE ASKED; I mean, i the think he’s not overhyped. Com’on. He’s good. (wincing with pain.)

by Boxing aficionado . April 26, 2019

Lampsexual

Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.

Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.

Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.

Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.

N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.

A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.

V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.

by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022

Lilysexual

Being attracted to Lily who is in the discord server "unpinning Rosie(can I get off this fucking wall now?)"

I'm very attracted to Lily, I'm definitely Lilysexual

by Monoaura August 14, 2022

luizosexual

The sexual opinion of a nasty brazilian girl.

When someone isn't gay, lesbian or straigh (or when someone is gay, lesbian and straight at the sametime)t: luizosexual

1: wow, you look so lesbian sometimes.
2: not lesbian, luizosexual.

by alexandermask July 6, 2010