Levitus

A Mental Impairment that affects those named Levi and can be contracted through contact with people named Levi.
Effects of this disease include and are not limited to: Mental Retardation, Increased levels of Sexist/Racist/Homophobic remarks and thoughts, Development of Necrophilia, Excess Weight Gain, Loss of Eyesight and Hearing, Ego Inflation and Shrinkage of Male Genitalia.

John- "Ever since I've hung out with Levi I feel extremely Xenophobic and Like I should be the centre of attention"
David-"Damm bro it sounds like you've got a bad case of Levitus"

John- "Well that explains its"

by Burnt Slice of Bread November 30, 2021

leonit

he have a charakter of gold its so sweet and its just wow and a beautiful albanian boy ❤

look at leonit

by lejlakrasniqi January 2, 2017

Levitard

A Hard-core Levi Fanboy or Levi Fangirl, who thinks Levi Ackerman can Solo every Fiction and the most well written Character ever , Even Though Levi is not even the fifth strongest character in his own series and a overhyped Fanservice Character.

LeviTard: If Levi was at proper health he would've stopped Eren's Rumbling with GOD Mode Ultra Beyblade..
A Decent Human: Isn't Eren's Rumbling burns everything to ashes and not even the strongest nation can do anything against such Godly power.
Brain-dead Levitard: Noooo God Mode Ultra crap >>>>>>>>Every Power in Fiction...

(Cries out of frustration(

by Yeagerist July 4, 2021

levity

Inappropriate humor during matters of seriousness to lessen the dread of reality

The Terminator said, "Your levity is good, it relieves tension and the fear of death. "

by mrwordman December 6, 2010

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

A hot sexy bamf mofo. Starring in (500) days of Summer and Inception. He acts, and bust some sweet ass dance moves. Did I mention this bad ass mofo does backflips off walls and is hot as hell.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt should win a grammy for best actor

by Esmeralda Minero December 28, 2010

leonita

Leonita is one of the most wonderful persons you'll ever meet. She's the most loyal girl i ever met.

leonita is so beautiful

by jdoshlndnpy January 2, 2017

Levitation

A skill archieved by completing 2 weeks of no nut november

-“How’s it going with no nut November my dude?”

-“Thou shalt not speak with us higher beings without permission, for I have acquired the art of levitation”

by NonBinaryMan November 3, 2018