Litmus Test

The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral sex.

I was going to munch her box, but I ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so I just bagged it and tagged it.

by Vinceums November 22, 2003

litmas

not to be confused with the scientific 'litmus'- litmas denotes a state of fun and legendary behaviour that one could equate to the status of the birth of christ himself

Hey- wanna go out and get merry litmas tonight?!

by ottbot123 March 6, 2020

Litmas

A song whose name is a combination of lit + Christmas, the name was never researched and can also mean: a water-soluble mixture of different dyes extracted from lichens

Person1:Jake Paul is a fucking faggot.
Person2:Yeah can't even research litmas.

by PseudoPseudoPseudo All the way December 5, 2017

LHITM

Means "Leave her in the mud" -- a phrase you can use when you completely ditch the girl by stranding her somewhere.

So, me and a girl went off-roading and got stuck in 4 feet of mud... I left her in the truck and went for help... Well, I ended up forgetting about her, watched a hockey game, and returned about 4 hours later. She was gone. I left her in the mud (LHITM).

by GreedyPunk September 2, 2008

LHITM

LHITM stands for "Leave her in the mud" -- A phrase you may use when you ditch a girl by completely stranding her somewhere.

I went off-roading with a girl and we got stuck in the mud. I left her there and went to get help, and then started watching hockey. I returned 4 hours later and she was gone. LHITM (I left her in the mud!).

by GreedyPunk September 2, 2008

Litmaster

A word used amongst friends who have a crush on each other.

Ethan was so impressed with Mason that he often calls him Litmaster.

by Rebel06 May 21, 2017

lbtm

Laughing Behind The Monitor.

When someone says something funny on irc/im or in an email and you end up laughing behind your monitor screen whilst trying to hide it from colleagues in the office..

Person 1: that's such a funny thing isn't it?
Person 2: /me lbtms
Person 3: oh you bastard, im lbtming now!

by lbtmer January 25, 2011