ass lazor

A lazor fired from one's ass

Person 1: I totaly ass lazored while craping last night.
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: No, it broke my toilet though.

by Bah!!!1!!! December 11, 2009

Lazorka

A noun which is equivalent to the frequently used word "beast." it is used to describe someone who has unexplicable talents beyond human recognition and should be worshiped by all.

Dude, that kid is totally a Lazorka.

by merkmmmmmm February 23, 2011

Lamow

the spoken or typed version on LMAO. Making the use of LMAO redundant and less lame. Saying or typing Lamow expresses extreme humour or hilarity. When something is incredibly funny and "lamow" can be used to express this. Also good for ironcic statements when someone stupid enough so say "lol" out loud you can own them with "lamow" when said in a retarded voice.

Bloke: that guy just fell over! LOL!

You: Lamow...you're an idiot!

by Mace April 19, 2006

Lazor

How Strong Bad spells "laser". Also, one of four band names suggested by Strong Bad, along with Bigg Nife, Taranchula, and Limozeen.

"Now I know you were expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... Aw man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns?"

by Tom December 31, 2003

Lazor

I'm firing it.

"Ahma fahrin' mah lazor"

by Punainen July 18, 2009

firin meh lazor

a concentration of epic wins focused in your mouth to form a large lazor. AKA shoop da whoop! this can only be blocked by interupting the charge by puting something in its mouth cuaseing a gay woop by firing a rainbow.

EPIC WIN COUNT OVER 200!!!

FINISH THEM!!
IMA CHAGRIN UP MEH LAZOR!!!!!!

IMA FIRIN MEH LAZOR!!!!
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!!

by shoop my whoop May 27, 2009

ROCKET LAOWNCHER

A word that is constantly being yelled out while playing the Metal Slug series.

"Take a shot every time the game says 'rocket laowncher!' if you want to die from alcohol poisoning."- gamestop.com

by PassionateFruit July 8, 2009