Taranchula 

An awesome Heavy-Metal Band that plays in StrongBadia from time to time. Famous for "Moving very Slowly" which is featured on the Strong Bad Sings CD just recently released among other things. Has toured with limozeen once.

Moving very slowly, very slowly.
Slower and slower and slower and -slower and slower and slower.

Taranchula by Jack Smith November 26, 2003

Taranchula 

Scandinavian death metal band in which their name is derived from the sbemail "band Names." They only known songs they have are "Moving Very Slowly" and "The Decoupage." "Moving Very Slowly" is presented on Strong Bad's CD "Strong Bad Sings and Other type Hits". Strong Bad is a big fan of them.

"Acid...rains from the 'bove!'
-Taranchula, "Moving Very Slowly"

Taranchula by Robert "Bob" Frank April 17, 2006

Taranchula 

A girl with hairy nipples that resemble the legs of a taranchula.

That girl I hooked up with last night turned out to be a taranchula.

Taranchula by Catfish_Poboy March 25, 2008

Purple Taranchula 

1. The sativa relative that gives you the best high physically achieveable; while the indica variety more or less paralyzes you, not in a bad way..., this sativa posses psychedelic qualities at 1/4 gram by me own personal experience.
2. The bombest weed possible in any universe; aye by landeth or sea-eth, or north-eth or south-eth... im talkin everywhere!!!!!
3. The highest grade medical marijuana possible and in some states where medical is legal Purple Tarancula is illegall because of it's THC content.

(1)"yo man you smoke weed?"
(2)"yeah man why you got nuggets?"
(1)"yeah man I got purple taranchula"
(2)"Never heard of it."
(1)".... Nevermind man.. guess you dont know whats good.. peaceee.."

Purple Taranchula by Slavis0989 May 1, 2010

Smashed tarantula

In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina.

Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit?

Smashed tarantula by Le don June 6, 2007

Tarantula fighting 

When two lesbians rub there lap flounders together causing a rage of passion that results in a release of vaginal venom.

Look at those two stupid floozies over there... They are tarantula fighting on the hood of that El Camino... They are definitely going to ruin that paint job with there discharge

Tarantula fighting by FILTHYPIG October 5, 2006

ass tarantula 

a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.

Jimmy is such an ass tarantula

ass tarantula by dudesweetdudesweet May 28, 2009