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An American Radio host who has a 1 minute technology segment called the Technofile, but is best known for his work with the Grand Theft Auto series. Has a monthly (real world) radio show which was recently taken off of XM 202.
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Lazlow by Mr. Mysterious! September 7, 2010
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lazow • Lazos • Lamow • Lazor • Lazlow • Lazola • laowai • lazorria • lazyweb • Labowski
The Funniest man on the Radio in GTA 3. Makes fun of the retarded callers the call his show in the dysfunctional liberty city. If you listen to the radio in this game, this is the channel you should be listening to(chatterbox), not the other gay ass music on the other stations.
I refused to drive in the tank because it didnt have the radio so i could listen to Lazlow make fun of people.
lazlow by asskake June 23, 2006
A salutation from a blogger to the blog's readers, usually following "dear" and preceding a question that the blogger can't be bothered to research him- or herself.

Invented by jwz, I think.
Dear Lazyweb, how do I make (random OS X app) stop doing (random annoying thing)?
lazyweb by derat June 11, 2006
laow, another word for let it happen or not bother with. To laow somethin is to leave it be.

laowit meaning the same but already put incontext, it is used as a singular reply to a question, usually to say your not going to do something.
laow going work. - forget going to work.

'are you doing your essay.' reply-'laowit'
laow by Gaz ting January 15, 2006
The most common Chinese term for foreigner. Also used extensively by Westerners, Expats, living in China when talking about other Westerners. Before 1980s it was pejorative, now its neutral or only slightly pejorative. From lao, old, respectful way of addressing ppl and wai, outside/foreign
Only laowais hang out at that shitty Shanghai bar.
I had to pay a high laowai prize for this stuff.
laowai by haraldgroven October 16, 2006
Fictional talk radio star of Grand Theft Auto. Often close minded and extream sarcasm.
Lazlow is the man
Lazlow by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004
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